Merry Fucking Christmas
My wife and I started a tradition of making fucked up Christmas cards, the type that made my wife’s family wonder what their little angel was doing down in the devil’s den.
Then we started doing them for other people, then for businesses and somehow this lead to a solo exhibit. Strange world.
Jesus' lesser known brother Frankie Christ - alexander's guest house
don't feed the Santa-tees - Danger Charters
chimney training - WeBeFit
Christmas Stew - The Café
We Wish You A very Caffeinated Christmas - Coffee Plantation
You're Never to Young
Naughty List
Christmas "Zombipocalypse" - Porch Craft Beer Bar
reindeer games - fairvilla
Two for the show - Bare Assets Strip Club
Silent Night
Mrs. Claus' Special Night Out
Dreaming of a white Christmas - JanGeorge
Late Night Munchies - Mr. Z's Cheesesteaks & Pizza
Hell's Bells - Alexander's Guest House
papparazzi
My personal favorite from the series. The one-eyed dog wearing the cone of shame, I may never top it.
W.c. fields was right, never work with children or elves - digital island media
even santa needs to earn a buck
santa's hungry little helpers - garbo's grill
Santa Roulette - Phantom Press
We found a lot of creative ways to kill santa.
Final Curtain - Red Barn Theater
No one escapes the holidays - Sturtz Lock & Safe
Just sprinkle a little chlorine - Aqua Clean Pool & Spa
T'was the Morning After - Harpoon Harrys
Until Next Year - Golden Bough Tree Removal
2009 - Family Portrait
This is the one that started them all. Below are my families personal Christmas cards. Everyone has their favorites, some got us into trouble. I’m partial to 2011 and 2018.
2010 - Jesus is our savior, whose yours?
2011 - fuck snow!
2012 - Here Comes Santa Claus
I’ll admit, this one didn’t sit well with the relatives, we took a year off. Probably for the best.